I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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