The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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