Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
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