Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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