he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
you will always have a special place in my vag
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
