Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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