So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
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