According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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