That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
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