As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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