So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
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