can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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