Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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