it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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