just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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