i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
He better not be in your backpack
I need to sanitize my soul.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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