She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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