He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
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