You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
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