You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
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