Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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