Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
Randomize
