I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
The convent might be a nice break from real life
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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