Will you blow on my dice?
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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