i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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