doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
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