no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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