And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
True strength comes from lack of pants
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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