So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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