I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
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