What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I want to be your penis for a week.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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