It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
COCAINE IS GR8
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
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