she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
PANTIES FOUND
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