Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
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