I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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