remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
