Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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