My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
I have fence marks all over my body
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
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