How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
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