don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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