Listen the way I know if I'm drunk is if I have stage fright in the pisser if I do then I'm not drunk! And I definitely still do right now!
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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