Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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