he wants to bone in the snuggie
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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