Betty ford says i'm here all night
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
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