Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
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