What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
The ass gains better be worth it
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