I just cut my nipple shaving
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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