My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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