My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
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