It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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