if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
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