I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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