life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
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