U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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