11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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