no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
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